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Gift QuestionnaireElizabeth’s  General Gift Buying Questionnaire*  This is a questionnaire created for optimal gift buying. The following questions were made so that you will get a gift you might actually like. There are no wrong answers. There are both multi-choice questions and write your own answer questions. In regards to the Multi-choice the last option on each question is blank so that you may fill in your answer if it is not an option or if you would like to elaborate on your decision. Be as honest as possible.  
1 What is your favorite Color?      ___________________  2) What size shirt do you wear? &nb Gift Questionnaire
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Lunch Box of Doom ch2Lunch Box of DOOOM  
Chapter 2   
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Have you ever been so distracted that no matter how much you tried you couldn’t bring yourself to concentrate? One minute you’re paying attention and the next you’re drifting off in your own little world. Have you ever found yourself staring at nothing in the middle of class? These feelings are very similar to dozing off, your eyelids getting heavy and your neck getting tired and then your asleep and you couldn’t help it and the teacher keeps teaching and everyone else keeps learning. And while none of these things are particularly bad-except perha Lunch Box of Doom ch2
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A Not So Secret War Ep.1A Not So Secret War  Episode One   
It starts out black. With ACDC’s “Back in Black” playing in the background. And then starts to fade to picture. The first thing you see is the car. Faded pink classic convertible Mustang. It’s old. The sun is bright and hot and the air is dry. The desert comes into focus. We zoom in on the driver. The girl driving is pretty. Her face is round. Her lips are pouty. Her eyes are an unremarkable green. Her hair is bubble gum pink and stylishly cut short and feathered to frame her face. She’s wearing a pair of Black Wayfarers. Her shirt is Hello Kitty and her shorts are sh A Not So Secret War Ep.1
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Lunch Box of Doom ch1Part 1: In Which Much Ground Laying is...uh...Lain?  ....      ~Dream~   Her footsteps echoed off the shop windows eerily. Nothing moved, there were no people, no animals, and no birds flying over head. The wind didn't blow. She was all alone walking down the middle of the street.  
 Incase zombies start coming out of the buildings. You can out run them then. Because they walk so slow it would take them longer to get to the middle but by then she would already be gone... The thought slowly drifted away from her leaving her mind strangely blank. The need to walk and a slowly dawning sense of horror Lunch Box of Doom ch1
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Ode To Jamie Lynn

Mon Sep 8, 2008, 4:22 PM
  • Mood: Happy
  • Listening to: BANANA- Gwen!
  • Reading: Your Diary
  • Watching: You. Always
  • Playing: Docter with the cute boy next door.
  • Eating: Babies
  • Drinking: Water
You know what I think Jk Rowling should have put in her books?

Teenage pregnancies.

It has Magic! It has Werewolves! It has Flying Brooms and teen pregnancys.WOOOOO

I think Siruis Black should have knocked up one of Harry's school friends, like Hermoine or Ginny or even fucking Lavender Brown.

....Or mayber Lucius Malfoy. Either way I would have gotten a kick out of it.

She could have named the chapter "Ode to Jamie Lynn and Bristol."

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Reading through I realized (at least to my pervert mind) that it kinda looks like I meant that Black should get malfoy up the duff so I thought I'd clarrify: No I didn't mean that I think Siruis should have knocked up Malfoy....No matter hot that would be....Blame the pepsi and pott introduced to me in the womb.



Theres something wrong with me.
(YAY)=D

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  • Current Residence: The Milky Way.
  • Interests: Ask your mom, *winkwink
  • Favourite band or musician: The Dancing Baboons of Radioactive Awkwardness.
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock on, mother fucker.
  • Favourite artist: The dudes who made the Backyardigans.
  • Favourite poet or writer: PretentiousPie
  • Operating System: Comnputer?
  • MP3 player of choice: (R.I.P Tyberius Nero) Billee is my new ipod!
  • Shell of choice: The pretty kind that comes from the ocean.
  • Wallpaper of choice: Leopard print, to match my bear skin rug and zebra thong.
  • Skin of choice: The kind you can sew together and wear.
  • Favourite game: Word Association
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS2
  • Favourite cartoon character: The Unicorn from The Last Unicorn.
  • Personal Quote: "Your mom," or "beauty is in the eye of the beholder."
  • Tools of the Trade: My toes. Monkey, monkey, monkey!

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*InsanityWorks Jan 27, 2008, 7:26:15 PM
thanks for the second fave!
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*steel-spider Nov 28, 2007, 8:16:47 PM
Hey hey! whats up my story writing friend...how u doin?
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~TorturebyAssociation Dec 6, 2007, 9:01:56 PM
Nothing much...Except you know, writing. I saw you had some new things posted, very cool. How ya been?
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~trinity03 Aug 16, 2007, 8:29:10 AM
thanks for the :+devwatch: !!!

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Mood: Teasing ~TorturebyAssociation Aug 16, 2007, 5:05:49 PM
No thanks are needed, your so cute I felt almost obligated to add you to my watch list. Word of advice, tune down the cuteness, you give people head aches and make they're eyes melt

In a good way.

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~TorturebyAssociation May 1, 2007, 3:11:24 PM
No problem. I love you work.
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=KatiBear Mar 4, 2007, 8:16:54 AM
Thanks for the fave =] x

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